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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

If you're dumb, good looking and drink too much, have I got the country for you!

Yes, right here in Oz!
It is stories like these that swell my heart with national pride. It really boils down to the fact Aussie men totally agree with equality. If both drink enough, then both are too drunk to make any sort of rational decision. See equality.
cheers
Dave.
(going home to pour the wife a drink)
Minds don't matter to our boozy daters
By Jade Bilowol
February 08, 2006

AUSTRALIANS are among the world's booziest daters and the least likely to say intelligence turns them on, an international survey has found.

Eighty per cent of Australian men and 70 per cent of women admitted to drinking too much to try to impress potential partners, according to the annual Romance Report by publisher Harlequin.

The survey of 1500 men and women on the dating scene in 16 countries was released in the lead up to Valentine's Day.

It also found that Aussies, 100 of whom were included in the survey, were the least likely to nominate intelligence as their top turn-on. (which 100 did they select? I mean did they use the NRL or AFL teams or something??)

No Aussie men and only 10 per cent of their female counterparts thought intelligence was more important than physical appearance, a sense of humour and confidence.

Romance Report's Margaret Lawson said Australia emerged as the nation with the booziest daters, just ahead of Britain.

A sense of humour was more appealing to Australians than financial status - a trend reflected worldwide.

3 Comments:

At 3:29 pm, Blogger shecanfilmit said...

I've read that Australian women are more likely to put out on a first than any other nationality.

It's the booze!

 
At 3:40 pm, Blogger Mac said...

"No Aussie men and only 10 per cent of their female counterparts thought intelligence was more important than physical appearance, a sense of humour and confidence."
This is why these studies are meaningless. They listed four items. If Aussies had listed 'Sense of Humour' best, followed by intelligence, then confidence & physical appearance last - then we would still sound like morons because no one listed intelligence first!

Intelligence is over-rated.

I hope.

Mac.

 
At 11:26 pm, Blogger Grubber said...

I've read that Australian women are more likely to put out on a first than any other nationality.

I read that the other week as well. God love 'em for it as well!!

Intelligence is definitely over-rated, especially by intellectuals. Wait a sec....?

 

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