I am heading to a doctor this afternoon, a specialist in fact(he better be an extremely skilled specialist in fact) to discuss the snip.
So I thought that might be amusing to blog about. Yes, go straight to the dick jokes and you can't go wrong, generally. So, I thought I would see if these particular doctors have an important sounding name.
They may have, I gave up after the first article linked in the google response. I have posted the first thing I read below:
"If you want to locate a doctor who performs no-scalpel vasectomies"
Excuse me? WTF squared!
What the hell do they use if it is not a scalpel?
You walk in, he kicks you in the nuts and says thanks that''ll be $200 bucks?
I did not research any further.
That's just scary...
UPDATE: Can I just make a small suggestion to all doctors? Can we get some sort of standard in place were a patient gets at least 60 seconds in the office before his pants are around his ankles and his scrotum is being scrunched?
I mean, really, is that too much to ask. A couple of how's the family, football was good on the weekend, rain would be helpful. I don't think I'm asking too much.
You could mention you were the doctor who has won a number of game shows like who wants to be a millionaire. Yes! That doctor is going to be my bestest friend next Thursday, which will now be known and celebrated as V-Day.
He should also turn down the air-conditioning, in that job, cold hands should not be allowed!
PS got an email tonight, a group wants me down the coast for an interview next week. If this came off it would be hilarious. You'll get the joke later, but lets just say it has everything to do with monkeys.